Procastinating..bite me:P
When abroad, you have a cold fear that somebody might mistake you for an American. You make a point of deliberately being kind to locals just to make it clear you are a Canadian.
--> when I was in the middle east I had the Canadian flag on my backpack:P Still was asked if I was american..not impressedYou can play road hockey on skates.
--> of course..who doesnt?You know that Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores before Christmas
.--> Canadian Tire is just as fun as a toy store:PYou are in grade 12, not the 12th grade
--.damn rightYou've ever had your tongue frozen to something
--> something and someone;)Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey
.-->*sighs* damn sens..You know that the four seasons means: winter, still winter, almost winter, and road work/construction
--> LOVIN IT!!You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
.--> totally had my cape enlarge to fit my jacket under it:PYou have at least one ROOTS sweatshirt that always smells like cigarettes and beer
.--> more of ciggeretes, the neuro lab floor and coffee:PYou find it difficult to explain "milk in a bag" to non-Canadians, and even more difficult to describe the "snippy-thing" used on bag corners. (Bonus points if your collected snippy-things are stuck to your fridge.)
--> I bite it off:PYou're pretty sure you can see Alex Trebek smirking when Jeopardy contestants get the "Canada questions" wrong. Even if you weren't sure of the answer yourself, you consider yourself a hundred times smarter than the idiots who always guess, "What is .. uh, Toronto
?"--> I always know the answers to the Canadian questionsYou pity people who haven't tasted a "beavertail
".--> haram..let me know I will send you some..asapSomeone accidently stepped on your foot. You apologize.You stepped on someone's foot. You apologize, then apologize for making them apologize
.--> alwaysYou die a little inside if you can't get your Tim's double-double every morning
.-->actually its one milk and one sweetener..x-large.. and more then a little dies:PYou know the difference between real snow and "television" snow -- the white stuff that passes for snow on tv and in films. You scream, "For Christsake! That should be sticking to their pants!" and "Lookit, it's not melting! That's *so* not snow!" when watching 'Winter' scenes
--> soooo fake.. rat bastardsYou steal stationery from your Government of Canada co-operative education placement because you figure you can find lots of uses for paper with 'Human Resources Development Canada/Développement des Ressources Humaines Canada' written at the top
.--> well...I didnt really steal it per se..I 'borrowed' it:PYou know the ingredients for poutine
.--> mais oui!You can sing "O' Canada" in French and actually know what the words mean
--> ouiYou think Great Big Sea isn't Atlantic-centric enough-->
messed me up pretty bad in geography man,You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike
.--> yuppersYou laugh at Americans for going to jail for stealing cable, but laugh even harder when they get it for free in prison
--> messed up man..You have a Canadian flag that has a marijunia leaf on it rather then a maple leaf
..--> hey it was pretty;)
