Monday, October 29, 2007

The trail..On my way to school

My SECOND home..God bless coffee..

marching marching..Pretty eh?
more prettiness..

it looked better on the other side..BAs I didnt feel like commiting suicide that day.
btw.BLOGGER YOU'RE A BITCH..took me 6 hours to upload these and it wont let me upload the rest..Ok may be not like a full 6 hours..But still..God.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Animals Nickelback

I, I'm driving black on black
Just got my license back
I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track
I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride
Because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight
I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out
I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run
Your mom don't know that you were missing
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing
No, ain't never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple animals
So come on baby, get injust get in, just get in
Check out the trouble we're in
You're beside me on the seat
Got your hand between my knees
And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze
It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear
But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears
By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch
So come on baby, get injust get in, just get in
Look at the trouble we're in
We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered "what was that?"
The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin'
"That's my dad outside the car!"
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition
Must have wound up on the floor while we were switching our positions
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing
hehehehehe I heart this song.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

A Porposal

him: "That jacket does nothing for you, you look terrible in it", saying offhandedly as he ran a hand through his raven black hair, "Here let me get you something suitable for that pretty face"

me: Baffled and a bit lost I looked around the dressing room hall to see if anyone heard my scolding, seeing that I am not the center of attention , much to my suprise,I headed back to my dressing room bewildered.

him: "Here you are sweetie, try this one, camo is just not for you stay with the deeper softer shades" the increasingly annoying voice said at dangrously close proximaty.

me: Turning around, "Listen you, I can pick out my clothes by myself thank you very much Mr.Oh my god Im so hot I have to be right" ---i know so mature

him: "oh she has fangs, I am hot and I am right always and of course you can silly but do all of us a favor and try this on", replied matterafactly his mouth (beautiful by the way) smiling and his blue eyes gleeful

me: totaly at lost I let him help me into a navy blue knee length tweed jacket

him: buttons the three side buttons and looks disapprovingly "It doesnt look right"

me: staring in the mirrior, "I like it but i like the cameo better so back off"

him: grabs a bright yellow scarf and drops it arround my neck and moves incredibly close.

me: fuckin bastard is in my bubble! then before I can be my classy loud self I sniffed. He had perry ellis on..oh my god... (for those who dont know i have a love affair with perry that is sinfully yummy). But still wayn ga3deen so doing the lilly thing I pushed him "ok pal back off if you want to walk and have babies in the future"

him: grins --oh god that smile is infectious-- "ok cutie take a look this is perfect if you dont buy it your commiting a crime"

me: rolling my eyes and muttering that no man alive should look that good smell that good and be allowed to walk around publicly. I turned to look into the mirror--ok I admit navy blue and bright canary yellow would totally be something i would buy and yea they looked nice on me..

him: hand fussying with my shala, "I like this nice beautiful material the beading is stunning a bit too much for the morning but girl you make it work" smiling at me through the mirror

me: moves away, "ok back off seriously I cant breath, I dont know why you thought I need help but thanks and go away now ok?" before leaving the dressing rooms I turned around, "And there is no such thing as too much but see this?" walking back towards and showing him the edge of my shala "these signs are not in random order they make a secret message" I say smiling up at him.

him: moves closer then necessary and concentrates at the shala "no way, what does it say?"

me: shakin my head laughing "not gonna tell you your not nice" walking away from the dressing I could hear him laughing.

I made a beeline to the shoe section, when Im stressed I get shoes, I found sensible boots for those long hours in the lab after picking up so other random stuff I waited in the line one arm heaped with cloths and a basket overflowing with a pair of boats and a couple of turtle necks, the other hand had john grishams the testment an inch away from my face.

him: "next"

me: glaring ,"you"

him: grinning "me"

me: I drop the stuff on the cash before realizing that I had listened to the advice he gave and was buying the blue jacket and the yellow scarf

him: rings them through, winks at me "good girl"

me: blushing like crazy, "I didnt want to be responsible for making you get a wrinkle and abusing society's eyes"

him: laughs for an hour "Hun you are a treat, and for that your getting 50% off your purchases" he whispered the last part

me: gleeful and suddenly forgetting I hated his guts "Oh you are awsome marry me"

him: laughs for another hour "I accept your offer as long as you are open to an open relationship with me an my partener"

go figure..Hot smart funny and luck..

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

What THE hell?!!?

Just so you know;
--Half my family is sunni and half are shiite, so technincally I get bitching rights
--I am fully respectful of my sect, although they are apparently the most strict
--I dont think that bitching about religious issues is 'haram' we need to question stuff
--My parents and I are in different sects ..lmao..


It is almost part of tradition for the sunni and shitte (two major religious islamic sects) to have two different eid days..I mean there is a reason why the religion is viewed as a joke by some people..We cant fuckin agree on the day the moon is sighted. I mean come on people work with me here..Let me elaborate on a minor yet somewhat significant detail k?

THERE IS ONE DAMN MOON.. ok habibati? I mean how difficult is it to see the moon on the same day as each other eh?
Bas we have been through this arguement already and established that both sides are stubbourn mules. Moving on..

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE SHITTE??! Seriously two different dates people?!?! As if Im not confused enough, as if I dont need another reason to bitch at something, as if I dont want an excuse to laugh at my own religon and sect..


my god..

Ill tell you guys the reason. One of the sects within the Shitte sect(yes and there are many) have a fatwa (I dont know if we call it a fatwa..Ilmuhim) that says that you need to see the moon in your area. So this particular sect saw the moon in Iraq ( a day later then the sunni sect as per tradition) but those people in that sect didnt see it here in ottawa for some reason.. Oh and you have to use the naked eye, no telescopes for those special special people ( I dont know if its the same for the other sects). Ilmuhim so no moon and apparently no eid till sunday (cause if you dont see it you need to finish 30 days) unless of course you bend the rules and cheat the system by 'traveling'.

Ridiculous just ridiculous..

and ya you guessed right..I am part of that sect..go fuckin figure.. Oh and I cheated the system ;) as if Im gonna fast when the rest of my family is stuffing their faces..Travel adventures coming later:P

oh and total random note I like french boys... thought you guys should know:P

Saturday, October 13, 2007

EID MUBARAK ...finally

First off Eid mubarak Eyamkooom Sa3eed yada yada yada...Ilmuhim coffee cofffee coffee.
--I havent been able to log into blogger lately
--my internet wont work lately
--I have some SERIOUS bitching to do about this sunnii shitte stuff
--and more bitching to do about shitte shitte thing
--and even more bitchin to do about exams, lack of sleep,school,changing programs ect..You get the picture

but i figured its eid..Live and let live..I will bitch later though..but until then..

--overdose on choclate and candy
--drown in coffee
--flirt shamelessly
--yell at family memebers
--spend your cash
--and have a fuckin blast

btw..Its raining men in ottawa..LAdies take your pick