Sayings of Crazies
"oh his voice just excites my dopaminergic system"
---> lily on ne yo's voice
" ya3ni ya al habib inta 7amar?"
---> lily to a moron sales associate:P
"so you have been a goody two shoes all your life eh?"
----> muslim girl to atheist chinese girl
"come..lets cuddle"
---> lily to bus driver
"Oh good work hunny, he is just lickable!"
---> lily to her friend after meeting her friend's male partner..he was right behind me:P
"ooooooh talk to me dirty baby"
----> lily to her morning coffee
"*stroking nine west shoes outside the dressing room* oh my precious my precccious"
---> yea..outloud with sound effects..dont judge me:P
"but your a slut habibi, your opinion on morals are really irrelevant"
--> lily to gay friend over morning coffee
" oooh look!!! A new paper is out on Ghrelin!!!"
---> sad..walla sad..this was during my "break"
"you cant leave me with this..this..thing!"
--> baby sister gesturing with disgust towards my borther:P!
" why....hellloooo handsome!"
--> lily to every male that she forgets the names of
" yea.. keep moving.."
--> when people dont agree with me
"shino ya3ni shitte? you pray to ali??"
---> wow...blonde moment right there sweetheart
" I am pan sexual, I dont discriminate based on sex, gender, creed, culture, relgion or ethnicity"
---> lily letting the ultra orthodox muslim chick have a heart attack
"I would have my way with you..right here..right now..but I am eating"
-->lily to female friend who scored tickets to see the fray!!
" I cant quit you!!!!!!"
---> lily to bestie
"I dont beleive in exclusivity..we are both mutually exclusive adults"
---> explaining my relationships
"let me write that down..my hippocampus is still sleeping"
--> lily to prof on room numbers
"the caudate putamen makes me want to lick something"
--> lily on neuro anatomy
ok gonna stop, this was compiled suprising not by me, as much as self centered loser I can be, but by a friend who is keeping track of this shit:P. She just posted on facebook,so I thought of sharing it:P
stay pagal my lovelys!!
