Sunday, May 07, 2006

Sugar BuzZzZ


3:30 pm dentist clinic

"Hurry up Beeto, I wanna go home," Faith lets out irritably between mouthfuls of sour sugar coated candy.
Lilacs looks up from the magazine,"Really Faith, thats a family sized pack..Why dont you leave some for later?"
"Here, try it its good."Faith says shoving the bag under Lilacs's nose.
Lilacs grabs a handful from the bag and starts popping them in her mouth."Mmm these are good" she admits.
"Beeto yalla hurry up my brother is going to be on his way here soon" Faith nags whinnyingly as she shoves another handful of candy in her mouth.
Lilacs looks at Faith worriedly,"Habibiti why dont you slow down?"
Faith snorts and continues shoving candy down her throat..Her complexion was turning pasty white..
Lilacs grabs the candy bag out of Faith's hands laughing and proclaims,"Now, Im going to put this in my purse and give it you when you get in the car"
Lilacs glances up from putting the candy in the bag and all she sees visible of Faith's usually large features,were her eyes.. Her eyes had enlarged tenfold and there seems to be no stoping them..
"Give me back my candy"she whispers heartbroken
Lilacs laughs gentaly"Baby I will but not now, your going to have a sugar stroke, you almost ate the entire bag"
"Give me back my candy...Now!!"Faith exclaims with her voice raising noticeably.
"I will but.."
"NO!!!!!!......I........Want......My..candy...NOW !!"Faith practically shrieks accentuating each word with a stomp of her foot..
"I wannnnnnnnnnnt it noooooooooooooooooow"She continues tearfully while stumping her feet and banging her fists agianst her knees.
Lilacs stares at Faith baffled and amazed. The last time she saw a full fledged tantrum was from a two year old Kuwaiti kid who had two maids at his beak and call. But Faith is a grown up woman..Surely its just a joke..

"Faith, stop"Laughs uncertainly and looks around grinning embrassedly at the people who were starting to watch.
"No..Give me my candy back you stealer" Faith's insists with a tear sliding down her cheek..
Lilacs stares at her confused and astonished..

Beeto looks over her shoulder,"Could you guys shut up for abit?,I cant hear myself think"she says angerly.
"She took my candy"Faith said accusingly while pointing at Lilacs.
"I dont care just shut up"

Faith grabs Lilacs's arm and whispers pathetically,"Please, just give me back my candy..Please"
Lilacs continues staring at her like an idoit..
Faith's grip tightens menacingly,"Give it to me...Now"
Lilacs gets the bag out of her bag and hands it to Faith bewildered and intersted.
Faith grabs the bag and starts eating like she hasnt seen any kind of food for months..
Lilacs leans to her left and whispers in Faiths ear,"Dose that contain any kind of illegal substance?"
Faith looks up from the bag and says with her mouthful with powder sugar spraying everywhere,"Huh?"
Lilacs sets back and wonders if she should start booking mental doc appointments for all her friends...

This was not the only incident in regards to Faith and her sugar addiction..Just recently while attending a get together for bint's sister, she wanted to cause bodily harm to bint for eating the last sugar candy..

Now I know it was mean of bint to eat her candy(it really wasnt nessvcary bint didnt even want it) But honestly she was totally uncontrolable..

The point of this story is..Faith should go or often to her anger management classes and Apperances can be deciving..


Anonymous Bint a.k.a imano said...


man, did it feel good eating the last candy. You should have seen faith's face! Muhahahhaha!

I didn't even want it. I was full!!! but I had to do it. "Faith, shoofy" She looks at me. I stick it in my mouth slowly and chew on it.

LOL. I will never forget that special moment.

1:04 PM  
Blogger LiLaCs said... turn is coming..dont gloat too much..;)

1:07 PM  
Blogger ZiZoTiMe said...


7ada 7unny ;) U should give her the candy from the beginning o etray7en rasech men el 7anah :)

Keep it up :)

1:47 PM  
Blogger Faith said...

EVIL VILLIANS...awal shay I did NOT CRYY, theres a slight chance i threw a tiny tantrum but no tears!!

bint walla you owe me a bag of candy :| no joke ya khabeetha

Lilacs, didnt they teach u anythin in the nursery, ways to punish punk kids for stealing innocent kids candy :D

2:12 PM  
Anonymous fractal00 said...

Sugar addiction .. eeeeek , how can one eat so much sugar, too sweet too sweet. But I can't Believe someone would flip over a bag of candies .... I mean maybe sad but not like that ....


1:26 AM  
Blogger ScarlO said...

That's just evul :-p

ma artha 3ala Faith-O

*sharpens fingernails*

7:33 AM  
Blogger LiLaCs said...

zizo--I dont indulge whinny girls or spoiled boys;)

Faitho--baby..You turned on niagra falls..I love you but I would never lie to you:D..Yes bint will get her punishment..Sooner or later..But babe..That was no reason to over react..

Fractal--the sweets for the sweet ;)..but Im going to have to agree with you about the over reacting..Spoiled kid..

Scarlo--habiti..BACK AWAY FROM THE NAIL FILER!!!!!

1:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sugar additct hehehe

9:40 AM  
Blogger Wilted_Roze said...

sugar addiction

getting high of candy thats niceeeeee

9:42 AM  
Blogger Faith said...

update woman!!!

and try to make sure ur new post doesnt exploit me ;p

7:25 PM  
Blogger sweeter_than_salsabeel said...

AHHH i forgot i ditn comment on this





i watched it :d and ur a senator so yeah... VERY EXCITTINGGG :d heheheh

love fatemah

6:33 PM  
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