SALE..20 odd ends...

1.)I hate people loitering around the mall with nothing to do..You know those ones that either have nothing to buy or are broke..Hate'em..Get your things and get out..My god..

2.)I snore..Really really loudly..I compete in the league of drunken sailors..Its an art really..

3.)I hate weddings..I hate dressing up...I hate weddings...

4.)I danced in the rain..Found out that both my foundation and powder were not waterproof..Arden on the other hand makes some kick ass mascara..It didnt even run..It wasnt even waterproof..

5.)I hate sushi..ugh...I hate it I hate it..Disgusting

6.)My only skanky,sexy,girly,heeled,sandal broke today...I wasnt even wearing it..

7.)Faitho has no sense of direction..Being arab its usually a given..But this one is just...Well....Special...How the hell do you get lost WHEN I F***ING TOLD YOU WHAT BUS TO TAKE WHAT DESTINATION AND WHAT DIRECTION AND WHERE YOU CAN FIND IT?!?!?!?!?..She hops on a totally different bus and crosses the border from manitoba to saskatchewan....Genius..And too add to it she doesnt call me and tell me shes lost..I fear for this one...I am afraid people will kill her with the evil eye for her smartness...Miskeen walla...All I can say..Mashalla 3alich

8.)I have grown accustomed to the TRUE iraqi accent...3ani, I wasnt born with it but I have begun to understand it and appericate it....Somewhat...However it is an aquired taste...

9.)I dont like my mom much right now...She is in Syria and she didnt even ask my permission to go..I mean what would it have cost her to invite me??I mean I know I am half a world away..But really does she have the right to waltz off whenever she wants???I refuse to talk to her..Im holding out the grudge for another ten minutes..Which makes a it a record 45 minutes ...

10.)I dont like brothers..Useless beings if you ask me..They eat,get dirty,get smelly,are romantic and dirty..Yucky..

11.)I am a good flirt..I convinced a sales person to hold a dress for me when they have a strict no hold policy for dresses...She was a girl..

12.) In my second session with the theripist ..She tells me Im cured lol...I dont have to see her anymore..More on that when I am feeling lazy...

13.)I havent smoked or did argeela for two weeks now...

14.)I have a foul mouth...Growing up in a house where shut up was frowned upon...I have taken an opposite root and have the skill to make the most ruly of construction workers blush..This attribute is present in both arabic and english..In graphic terms in some cases mind you..My french and somlian need much work..But I am confident of reclaiming my title of profanity queen..

15.)I have decided to move the spanish life forms from being only affair worthy to marriage material.,....Everyone needs to marry a spanish at least once in there lives..

16.)I love the smell of cherry blosoms in the early morning...

17.)I scare small childern..Have done so on mulitple occasions...

18.)I have deleted this post so far once and posted prematurely also once..

19.)Shitty things are supposed to happen to only awsome people...I am far from awsome yet shitty things always happen to me..

20.)I am heartless..I feel no compassion to those you seek it and I offer no sympathies to those who deserve it