Failing Calculus For Dummies

1) Arrive to class exactly five minutes late...before the class begins but late enough to be noticed by the prof

2)Always give your prof the two hundred watt smile and say hello

3)Click your way to your seat..Front row ...centre..

4)Nod royally to your lesser classmates and then flash another smile to the prof

5)Do you ALLLLL the practice problems...TWICE..

6)Attend ALL classes and tutorials.

7)Hire a cute tanned,blond,built,blue eyed tutor

8)Call your prof's master thesis sad (people come on its about proving pythagroms therom...25 different ways... thats BEYOND sad)

9)Call your prof fat(look I was complimenting her weightloss and asking about her secret...Didnt now she took it personally)

10)Unknowingly wear a pair of shoes that the prof cant find her size in..

11)Look bored during her classes..

12)Be lagafa and correct the prof's slides and the prof..Then be proven wrong:P

13)Go see your prof ,ta's during office hours..NEVER miss one..

**sighs** I have been humbled..No wait thats such an understatment..My nose has been rubbed on a harsh carpet..Yes I did fail calculus..Yes it was my first fail..And no it was not my only one this semster..

Its amazing how you can blame everyone around you but ignore the fact that YOU failed..YOU couldnt do it..YOU couldnt handle it..YOU were lofty..YOU YOU YOU YOU..No one else..**sighs** I will get over it..I think..Soon I hope..i guess this is as close as to heartbroken as I get..

Yes Im retaking calculus and bussiness agian..And Im taking them both in second year next year..Just for good measure..Damn I will take a damn minor in Math if I have to..I dont fail..Other people faill..As you can see I deserve it for being such a snobby bitchy ass.. And I never learn..Typical!!!