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Characters

Boosh:Beyond beautiful married cousin..
Sous:Beautiful like her sister the bride
Lily:Victim
Lady!:Make up lady
Lady2:some byotch:P

Day of the wedding noon..

Lily:**munches on an apple and watchs disintersted as boosh get her face done**
Boosh:omg it looks amazing..Lily doesnt it look amazing?
Lily:Your hot everything looks amazing on you..**totally intersted in her apple**
Boosh:INchaibi you have prettier features then me!! Doesnt she**asking Lady1*.
Lily:**still eating**
Lady1:hmph I dont know what I can do for lily...
Lily:*chokes* That bad huh? **laughs**
Lady1:*not amused* Lie down lets see if we can do something, do you have anything in mind?
Lily:**licks her fingers and shakes her head** Dont give a damn..Anything with black and red will do..
Lady1:*disgusted** Alrite

An hour later...
Lily:**totally pissed off** are we done yet?!?!?
Lady1:You are taking longer then expected but here we are all done..
Lily:**glances at the mirror then starts digging for baby carrots**
Boosh:**gushes** You look gorgous!! Lady 1 good work!!
Lady1:**smug** I can even make her look presentable
Lily:*chokes* *mumbles**witch

So sous got her make up at the same place..Mashallaa alah goooooooomar...She has got to be one of the prettiest brides I have ever seen..Her make up had no black only aqua and pink she looked stunnning with her pearl and crystal beaded dress..

Wedding Hall

LAte..Typical arabs...

Lily:**skids into the hall abyaa flying open shala half way down the head and starts shouting out orders** Alrite people move move move bride is coming in..**grabs a stray kid** People control your kids!!!!**runs into the DJ room to get the cd ready**
Boosh:**floats into the hall decked out in orange ,perfect hair make up dress ..one word...Stunning...**(you can hear the intake of breaths when she walked in all smiles the bithc:P)
Boosh:**practically singing**Low sam7to please the bride is comingLow samhtoow
Lily:**finally cd works**(damn knobs soooo many of them)
Lily:**runs back out and acrosss the hall** Ok people lets get a move on Aunty!!!! Lets go go go go..
Lily:**walks back in the hall** What the hell happened to the music??!?!?!?!**shouts** **Runs across the hall(almost falls once)**
Lily:**finds a brat inside playing with the cd player,grabs the rugrat and turns the music back on** Alrite people who does this thing belong too?**points to her left**" Could you please take care of your kids? Is that too much to ask? My god.."

Enters the bride..Simply..Breathtaking..Gorgous..One of a kind :D PEtals thrown all over the place salawat yelled out..

Bride sets down..Mawaleed start..

Lady2:**whispers to another lady a earshot away from me**Hathi lash shafa rooha?
Boosh:Why dont you dance lily?**trying to deter me**
Lily:**tosses her head and stares right at LAdy2**LAsh my ishoof hali? Shino nagisneen?Kamla wil kamil aliaa **laughs**
Boosh:**smiles meekly at the wide mouthed ladies**

Dance floor.....Empty..
Lily:**laughs and shouts** People its not a funeral!!!!**dances and gets half the people up**


Wedding thought 1...
I should be more polite..:P

Wedding thought 2
To say I was the life of the party would be an understament;)

Wedding thought3
They danced the Hachaa3...I flung around a shala like I was in a rock concert:P

Wedding thought 4
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute limo driver ;) Boosh wanna another ride?;)

Wedding thought 5
I think mabye just mabye I was the talk of the city that night:P I mean my dad probably heard about it... :S

Wedding thought 6
Sous THAT dance(the one I did on the table) was just for you ;)

Wedding Thought 7
I solemnly swear never to kiss a girl in the mouth in public anymore...(sous...soorrrry babe..but you do have an apartement now ;0 how does sunday sound?:P)

Wedding thought 8
I got at least 5 lectures the same night about my actions....

Wedding thought 9
Bratty cousins said they had never seen me look more like a girl then that day...I hate kids..

Wedding thought 10
I should keep my "letting loose" actions in check...