The Cup With Granny

I am startled out of my lovely deep sleep with a phone call..

"What?!?!?!?!?"
"Good morning hayati",My grandmother's voice rings out all sunshine and energy.
I rub my eyes and raise my self on my elbow "Allo hala bibi shlonich"I manage to say between yawns worthy of bears.
"Oh dear are you still asleep you lazy girl?" She tsks
"Mmmhmmm wat time is it?"Asking I grab my phone and see its 9
"Bibi habibtiy inti its 9..On a sunday..I slept at 4 yesterday!!!"
"Oh no how many times did I tell you to sleep on time? Have you seen your face? YOu look fifty not twnety. You should nt study so hard!! " She says aggervated
I try really hard to restrain myself from uncontrolable laughter..Study?? Baby I was having a movie marathon..But ssssshh what they dont know cant hurt them..
Anywhoo back to the convo ..You people sidetrack too much:P
"Im coming over to clean up your closet"She declares statisfied with her self..
"What? why? Its finnne..You dont have to do any work!!"
"No No Im coming and thats final"
"Yes bibi"
"Wake up wash your face and make some tea"
"Yes bibi"
"And I want to see you eat breakfast..Just because your fat doesnt mean you starve yourself..God created you this way"
"Inshalla bibi"
"Oh and we need to call your mom and dad"
"Of course bibi"

So my granny comes over we clean until I cannot move my arms anymore and when the closet and kitchen look spotless my game has started..Now for those who arent too bright I ADORE football..Quite frankly I love it..Im not one of those girls who likes one team cause they're hot or those who watch the game to catch guys..I LOVE THE FUCKING GAME..LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT... Ever since I was kid I was hooked..Now that Im grown up Im addicted..Cause now..I can tell the difference between hot players and cute players ;) Seriously though..I watch games most of time without a favorite..I love to watch the ball being passed to the players..Goals dont interst me as much as the game its self...Ball possesion doesnt interst me as much as seeing the ball being played you get my drift? Good.

So I get all ready plop myself on the floor and pray for a good game..Not an easy we scored they scored then we scored game..But something with flare and something with attitude..

My grandma of coures find this amusing at first..But as the game progresses she becomes more aggetated..More grouchy..She thinks Im being silly and that this is not how a lady should act **snorts** as if anything I do is what a lady should do..Puh lease..

During half time we called my parents..My mom was rooting for france (zine is arab we should support him uhuh sure watever..Cause he's arab I dont like him) And all I hear in the background is my dad demanding silence so he can analze the game with his friend over the phone..After the phone call my grandma decrees that we are all bloody mad.

So during the game I shout I yell I swear (I tried holding myself back..Reaaaaaly tried) But I mean come on..After that red card I called zine every name in the book..Way to end your career you jackass. I mean I should be happy he got kicked out..But over all the guy had skill you had to give him that..And for the majority of the time he had attidue and flare..So he was up there..Why ruin it like that? Typical arab I swear.. During the entire game my grnadma was complaning..She saw me answer two phone calls with" screw off Im fucking busy"...And ten with "what the hell do you want?" lol..She is now convinced I will never marry cause no one wants such a vulgar wife;).
So after the penalty shots I started screaming out ole ole (Im obessed with the damn song) And grabbing my grandma I made her dance with me...It was the most memorable game cause of her :D Shes a pain but such a sweet pain..The only person that can get away with telling what I am and still loving my unconditionaly..Bibi...I love you..Your annoying, your too strightforward, your pushy,your over protective,your mushy,your too idealistic, your too neat, your too arab, your too damn religious and I know I am the polar oppisite..But I love you I do I do..

So yea..World cup is over...**sighs** What the hell am I gonna do with my time??? Does this me I have to actually study?!?!?!!?!?!