Thursday, July 26, 2007

WaitingRooM RuckUs Part 1

We Canadians may have awsome health care in comparsion to the States ( the states suck over all) however we have killer waiting times.. And it is only natural in my opinon I voice my opinon..Loudly..

So here how it went down..

Situation:Grandma had a massive fever and swollen neck. She went from making me kababs to not being able to breathe..In four hours. Shes been strapped on the ambulance thingy for the past five hours.

At first i was patient, polite, courteous my usual sunny and sweet self but as the hours progressed and it had become dawn my disposition went from my usual dry sarcastic humourous self to blunt sarcasm laced with obnxiousness.
Marching to the reciption/nurses station

Lily: let me get this stright. This entire hospital doesnt have a single bed for this old lady?

Bitchy Nurse: Ma am I told you before we will get to her as soon as possible.

Lily: Oh ok Im soo going to depend on your answer, you told us we will be in in a few hours..That was at 12 30 am..Its not 4 25..See that **points at the wall clock** its been over four hours lady. your not manufacturing the bed are you?

Bitchy Nurse: I am not going to tell you again ma am , wait your turn and we will see to your grand ma when we get to her

Backing away from the reciption and raising my voice

Lily: :Lady, if I dont see a damn doctor in 15 minutes I am going to sue your rude lazy asses. My taxes pay for this place, and help me god if anything happens to my grandma.

Um at this point my father was flying accross the lobby to shut me up and he bruised my arm. If my mom didnt hold him back I swear he would have slapped me...I am not allowed to do anything '3aib' even when its warranted. Ilmuhim moving on..

Half an hour later, watching a cute young young intern mumble under his breath in between his three hundred senseless questions, I was hiding a yawn when;

Cute Doc directing to my grandma: You have a fever

Lily:*snorts* yea she does

Cute Doc: uh um your throat looks swollen too

Lily: no shit sherlock, she cant breathe

Dad:Lily shut up


Cute Doc:*uncomfortable* I, uh well I'll start you on IV

Lily:* rolls her eyes* shes been on IV for the past six hours when she was waiting for you to tell her she has a fever and give her some asprin

Mom: What is wrong with her?

Cute Doc: uh I uh well she has a fever and a swollen throat and uh I uh

Lily: your kidding me right? Who the hell gave ur medical degree?!?!

Dad:inchabi ba3dan ma3ach inti fashalteena ya galeelat il idab

Lily: Shooofah hatha!! 7amar walla, Listen I want to see your bailey

Cute Doc: Bailey?

Lily: yea like the one from greys anatomy

Dad to my mom: inyanat bitich

Cute Doc: I uh I will see what i can do ..


Blogger Princess said...

god i hate hospitals and matshoof shar beebeetich allah iygawimha bil salama inshala

10:56 AM  
Blogger um-miT3ib said...

EE WALA ! show us bailey

7:26 PM  
Blogger Dandoon said...

hope ur gran feels better soon!

i can understand how frustrated u must've felt but i can't help but feel sorry for the cute doc:p

6:09 AM  
Blogger Ghasheema said...

hope she is feeling better

waiting rooms are killer babe..its part of OHIP :P

and talk about cute doctors...MEOWW =D

7:37 PM  
Blogger eshda3wa said...

inshallah ur grandma is feeling better

but damn girl waiting for 6 hours for a doctor!

im surprised thats all u did

u have more patience than i do!

6:22 PM  
Blogger Swair. said...

el7amdilla 3ala salamt ur grandmama...

and ur attitude was actually perfect lol bs a7la shay lama he's asking "uhm... bailey?" :p

1:28 PM  
Blogger Wilted_Roze said...

heeey lili how u doing dear??

I hope she feeels better now I know how it is down there . .

I am scaried Iam coming to canada next week 2give birth!!! umm scaried now!!!

5:58 PM  
Blogger LiLaCs said...

Princess--I HATE hospitals, shes all good now..:D

Ummit3ab--damn right show me ur bailey..I forgot its called ur resident:P

Dandoon--shes great now, I know the next I felt like such a bitch :P

Ghasheem--fuckin OHIP. I didnt notice he was cuted until my mom mentioned it after he went out to find my bailey and my dad left the room to get air before he killed me:P

Eshda3awa--see!! I was not unreasonable..thank you god,:P

Swairies--thank u love, lol miskeen I confused him so much..

Wilted!!!!! hey inta ya duba where the hell have u been??? Shes good the maternatiy wards are much much much much better then emergency. where abouts in canada are u giving birth?

10:24 AM  
Blogger Wilted_Roze said...

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9:24 PM  
Blogger Wilted_Roze said...

hala wala sorry dear I forgot I gave it to u :/ anywho do call again ask for mona and txt msg me that its u!!! aight 7abeebty talk to u soon!! INSALLAH :)

9:27 PM  

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